I often get those “About You Survey” emails sent to me or posted on MySpace. I grumble every time I get them, and then I turn around and spend over thirty minutes filling each one of them out and forwarding them on. Most ask me the usual: what am I wearing, have I ever made a boyfriend cry, etc. But I found this survey today while online and I thought it was a bit different. I figured I would complete it so my loyal blog-followers can get to know Sassy Auburn a bit more…
A – Z Survey
1. A is for age: N is for none of your business usually, but I’ll just say 39+
2. B is for beer of choice: Corona, with a lime
3. C is for career right now: Professional cosmetic user and purchaser
4. D is for your dog’s name: I don’t have a dog now but my last dog’s name was Pierre
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Scented moisturizing body lotion
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: CSI (the original Las Vegas one)
7. G is for favorite game: To watch? Football To play? Yahtzee
8. H is for home town: Clifton Park
9. I is for instruments you play: I used to play keyboards but I don’t know if I could even read music now
10. J is for favorite juice: Orange with lots of pulp–the furrier the better
11. K is for whose ass you’d like to kick: The girl who cut me off in the mall parking lot and took the spot I had been waiting for for over 10 minutes during the holidays about 4 years ago. I hope she enjoyed the wad of gum I jammed into her door handle and lock. (Hmm…think I hold a grudge?)
12. L is for the last place you ate: A great Italian restaurant who was featuring an 8 course chef’s tasting menu designed for Fall.
13. M is for marriage: It’s great if it’s for you… and trust me it’s not for everyone. And that’s okay too.
14. N is for your full name: And leave myself open for possible stalkers? I’ll give you my “Ron Mexico” name instead. It’s Heather Turkey. (If you don’t know what a Ron Mexico name is, visit http://ronmexico.kainalopallo.com/ to get yours!)
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: Ugh, I am going to say about ten but many of those were related to having my kids.
16. P is for people you were with today: My husband, my two kids and my cat.
17. Q is for quote: “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.” – Janis Joplin
18. R is for biggest regret: Greg
19. S is for status: Married. Happily married.
20. T is for the time you woke up today: Ummm, 12:30 pm. I was lazy, okay?
21. U is for underwear you have on now: None. I hate underwear. Briefs, thongs or G-strings—they all wad up your butt anyways
22. V is for vegetable you love: Cucumbers!
23. W is for worst habit: Swearing like a trucker when I watch sports
24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: Oh, I’m not even going to bother with that one. Seeing as how I have had three shoulder surgeries and four foot surgeries, I probably glow more than a lightening bug.
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: Green olives stuffed with feta cheese
26. Z is for Zodiac sign: Gemini
Want to share your answers? Feel free! I’d love to know about you too! And if you have any other cool surveys, email them to me. I’ll fill them out without hesitation!! (Knowing that, maybe I should change my status to “bored”.)
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Hey Heather,
Candy Bulgaria here. Gawd, that sounds like a porno star’s name! LMAO
Here are my answers:
A – Z Survey
1. A is for age: Old enough to know better but young enough to not care.
2. B is for beer of choice: Harps-Draft only
3. C is for career right now: Administrative Assistant AKA Office Goddess
4. D is for your dog’s name: I don’t have a dog now but my last dog’s name was Sally
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Deodorant/anti-persperant
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Grill It!
7. G is for favorite game: To watch? Football To play? Yahtzee or Scattergories
8. H is for home town: my family lives in BFE, Pennsylvania
9. I is for instruments you play: I used to play clarinet but I don’t know if I could even read music now
10. J is for favorite juice: Orange with lots of vodka-the more vodka the better.
11. K is for whose ass you’d like to kick: I’m not much into ass kicking these days…bad knees and all.
12. L is for the last place you ate: Our favorite Mexican restaurant-yum!
13. M is for marriage: Mine so is awesome sometimes I can’t believe it is real.
14. N is for your full name: Candy Bulgaria! (Haha Ron Mexico!)
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: Only one-when I had my daughter. I was there for four days…I think the staff was bored because nothing was wrong with either of us.
16. P is for people you were with today: My husband, my daughter and the 23 people I amaze with my Office Goddess skilz.
17. Q is for quote: Illigitimate nil carborundum i.e “Never let the bastards grind you down”
18. R is for biggest regret: Not finishing college in my twenties.
19. S is for status: Sober-damn it.
20. T is for the time you woke up today: 5 AM the gym calls way too early.
21. U is for underwear you have on now: Vicky’s Secretions-rawr!
22. V is for vegetable you love: sauteed green beans.
23. W is for worst habit: Being a bitch when it is not necessary.
24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: Left arm (broken), both kness several times due to skiing disasters, chest (SOP)
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: It is 8:12 AM and I haven’t eaten yet-maybe I should find something yummy to nosh on.
26. Z is for Zodiac sign: Aries.
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Hey my Sassy wife! A post even I can contribute to!
A – Z Survey
1. A is for age: Something I’m just beginning to dread
2. B is for beer of choice: Bass Ale
3. C is for career right now: District Sales Supervisor
4. D is for your dog’s name: I don’t have a dog now but my last dog’s name was Wendy
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Hair Gel
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: CSI (the original Las Vegas one)
7. G is for favorite game: To watch: Football. To play: football
8. H is for home town: Rotterdam
9. I is for instruments you play: Piano, Trombone
10. J is for favorite juice: Orange Juice
11. K is for whose ass you’d like to kick: I stopped kicking people’s asses when Sassy told me she wouldn’t marry me unless I stopped!
12. L is for the last place you ate: Same dinner with Sassy
13. M is for marriage: Mine is better than I could have ever dreamed it could be
14. N is for your full name: Xavier Geurnsey (Ron Mexico)
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: A few
16. P is for people you were with today: My wife, kids, my dad, neighbors
17. Q is for quote: Yes We Can
18. R is for biggest regret: Not visiting my departed friend when he lived in NYC
19. S is for status: Married. Happily married.
20. T is for the time you woke up today: 10:00 am … its thanksgiving! I actually slept past 7!!!!!
21. U is for underwear you have on now: Boxer Briefs
22. V is for vegetable you love: Spinach, raw broccoli, raw cauliflower
23. W is for worst habit: Skoal Long Cut Cherry
24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: I played football … nuff said
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: WAY too much…again, its thanksgiving!
26. Z is for Zodiac sign: Virgo
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Hey lady! I think this may be my first comment, which is a little sad. 🙂
A – Z Survey
1. A is for age: 25 (Please stop hating me. It’s not my fault!)
2. B is for beer of choice: Uh… ooh, I know! Sioux City Sarsaparilla! That’s ROOT beer… 🙂 I hate beer.
3. C is for career right now: Computer programmer / software engineer
4. D is for your dog’s name: I’ve never had a pet. Ever.
5. E is for essential item you use everyday: Cell phone!
6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Hm. I’d have to go with Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
7. G is for favorite game: I’m all about the Cribbage lately.
8. H is for home town: Bismarck
9. I is for instruments you play: I used to play piano and sax, but lately all I’ve been rockin’ is the guitar hero.
10. J is for favorite juice: Any and all! God I love juice. I’d have to go with apple-carrot (freshly made) as my favorite, though.
11. K is for whose ass you’d like to kick: The racist bastard from the bar last week.
12. L is for the last place you ate: As far as eating out? Man, I never eat out. Oh! Tim and I hit up Taco John’s before hitting the road on Sunday.
13. M is for marriage: Oh honey, you know I love you, but there are only two states that would even recognize our marriage. Oh wait, that wasn’t a proposal? Well now don’t I feel silly!
14. N is for your Ron Mexico name: Sylvia North Pole. OK, I realize it’s cold where I live, but it’s not the North Pole!
15. O is for overnight hospital stays: Two nights, but it was just one stay, since they were two consecutive nights. It was after my knee surgery. I was only supposed to be there one night, but the pain meds they had me on made me sick and I vomited everything they fed me (except the Skittles my brother and his wife (girlfriend at the time) brought me!) so every time I tried to stand up, I blacked out. They wouldn’t let me leave until I learned to walk, and it’s hard to do that when being vertical means being unconscious.
16. P is for people you were with today: There were people at work. I didn’t talk to any of them, though.
17. Q is for quote: “I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but hotdogs can’t drive.” – Miker
18. R is for biggest regret: There are things I wish would have turned out differently, but it’s hard for me to say I regret anything, because every bad thing that’s happened I can see something good that’s come out of it.
19. S is for status: Single. Happily single. 😉
20. T is for the time you woke up today: 7-ish.
21. U is for underwear you have on now: Victoria Secret Pink. (The Pink line, not pink color.)
22. V is for vegetable you love: Oh, so many! Carrots I guess, because I love them in all forms. Raw, cooked, and juiced!
23. W is for worst habit: Nail biting, but I’m working on that!
24. X is for x-rays you’ve had: Oh, I’m sure I’ve had a couple. I can only think of one off-hand, though. I was having a hard time breathing, for like a few days, and I ended up going in and they x-rayed me to see if I had a blood clot in my lungs. I think it ended up being just asthma, though. I don’t remember if I ever had any for my knees.
25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: SnootyBread(tm)! There’s this multi-grain bread my friend won’t shut up about, and people have started calling her a bread snob, so we now call the bread SnootyBread. I finally got to try some!
26. Z is for Zodiac sign: Leo-Virgo cusp.
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